"Kewldewdian Rhapsody"
(lyrics by Midas)

Is UO "real life" - is UO "fantasy"?
Dev Team gives insight - an escape from reality
open your eyes - just look to these guys and see

I'm just a K3\/\/lD3\/\/d - I need no sympathy
cause it's "here you come, here I go - kill you high, loot you low"
any way the rules change, doesn't really matter to me... to me...

mama, just killed a man - put my axe against his head - lumberjacked him, now he's dead
mama, this is so much fun - I think I'll loot and claim that I roleplay
mama - "OoOooOooo" - didn't mean to make you die
I guess I just got carried far away
carry on, carry on - and find a wandering healer

I see a little paper doll of of dewd - "An Ex Por - Kal Vas Flam"
now you do the dirt dance, oh
Energy Bolt and Lightning - very, very frightening - Ni!

you're a lamer, you're a lamer, you're a lamer - told ya so

I'm just a K3\/\/lD3\/\/d, nobody loves me
He's just a K3\/\/lD3\/\/d, from a K3\/\/l guild you see
he'll get your loot when "You are Dead" you see

NPK, here today, will he get my loot
Roleplayah 1 - he tries to get the loot (death cry)
Roleplayah 2 - oh look, here's some more loot (death cry)
Roleplayah 3 - she will not get the loot
will not get the loot
will not get the loot
no, no, no, no, no, no
mama-mia, mama-mia
mama-mia - so much loot!

Too soon I see - OSI has got a nerf for me... for me... for me...