Ultima Parody Songs



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"Newbie Lewt"
(lyrics and performance by Midas)

(picture courtesy of Galad and Friends)

well, ya know I can be found, a-blocking at The Keep
and if you come around ya know I'll make ya weep

Newbie Lewt, from a corpse that's blue

and if I make ya made by looting when you're dead
well, tell me I look rad dressed in your brand new threads

Newbie Lewt, from a corpse that's blue

I don't need no other skillz
cause I'll get rich just looting all your killz

well, ya know I can be found ("loot, loot"), a-blocking at The Keep ("loot, loot")
and if you come around ("loot, loot") ya know I'll make ya weep

Newbie Lewt, from a corpse that's blue

I don't need no other skillz
cause I'll get rich just looting all your killz



Based upon, with the utmost respect for and apologies to:
"Don't Be Cruel" - Elvis Presley


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