Ultima Parody Songs



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"Message In A Bottle"
(lyrics by Bim, performance by Midas, special thanks to J.Q. Spiller of Mainframe for the killer guitar work!)


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Just a wealthy guy, a small boat lost at sea, oh
A Sea Monster comes, so I try to flee, oh
More hopelessness, as my boat he fries, oh
Into a chest I put my loot from Despise, oh
I'll send an S.O.S. to the world - I'll send an S.O.S. to the world
I hope that someone gets my - I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle, yeah - Message in a bottle, yeah

A year has passed since I G-M'ed Fish
But OSI nerfed it with their last patch
Only hope I brought enough arrows
Now to get my prize a beast I must dispatch
I pull an S.O.S. once a day - I pull an S.O.S. once a day
I hope that someone buys my - I hope that someone buys my
I hope that someone buys my
Message in a bottle, yeah - Message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, yeah - Message in a bottle, yeah

Pay off the vendor, S.O.S now in hand
To the docks with my ship I race
Seems I'm not alone at owning a boat
A hundred billion boats around, nowhere left to place
I've got an S.O.S. in my pack - I've got an S.O.S. in my pack
I hope I get to fish my - I hope I get to fish my
I hope I get to fish my
Message in a bottle, yeah - Message in a bottle, yeah
Message in a bottle, yeah - Message in a bottle, yeah

I'm trying to find an S.O.S... - I'm trying to find an S.O.S...



Based upon, with the utmost respect for and apologies to:
"Message In A Bottle" - The Police


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