"The UO Christmas Song (Newbies Roasting In a Field of Fire)"
(lyrics by Midas)

newbie's roasting in a field of fire
PK's chopping up their foes
UO carols being sung by a choir
and peeps dressed up like pimps and ho's
every body knows

some black pearl and sulfurous ash
help to win the evening fight
looting peeps with their banks full of cash
will find it hard to sleep tonight

they know that 3D's on its way
its luring lots of wide-eyed newbies for to slay
and every UO child is gonna try
to see if UO gifts on eBay will fly

and so I'm offering this twisted phrase
to kids from UO - red, or blue
though you've died and been looted many times, many ways
Merry Christmas to you